Ridiculous Sums of Money.

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 10/27/2014 at 14:24 • Filed to: None

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So Mrs Ontop and I were discussing the ways we would waste our fortune once we hit the lottery and so naturally the subject of cars came up. She asked if I would be in a Maserati or some other crazy Italian brand. My answer was, no. Lambos, Porsches and Enzo's favorite are a dime a dozen. They don't really even raise an eyebrow. While we would have the family car, my regular car would be something that really stands out.
Therefore, I have elected that I would only drive the most exclusive Batmobile that money can buy. If for no other reason than to make an impression.

Not to be one upped, she said that her car of choice would be a deLorean in full dressed out Flux Capacitating glory. I am glad that in terms of being ridiculous, we are a match.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 14:26

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She won.

505Turbeaux > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 14:26

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good woman...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 14:26

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Solution: time-traveling Delorean Batmobile. Batman: Time's Greatest Detective.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 10/27/2014 at 14:27

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It a time machine, of course she won.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/27/2014 at 14:28

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Dr. Who will be a little jealous if we take that title from him.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 14:29

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The Doctor can deal. When The Master is locked up in Arkham Station in orbit over Gotham 4 he'll be singing a different tune.

Nibby > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 14:30

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Let me ask... who is OnTop? *ba dum tsch*

spanfucker retire bitch > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 14:34

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If I had obscene amounts of money to spend on an obscene vehicle, I'd pay for every cent to have Mercedes federalize the G63 AMG 6x6 here in the U.S.

And I will use it as the ultimate offroader and crush every lifted Wrangler I can find.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/27/2014 at 14:37

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If that were real,I would watch the fuck out of it!

Racescort666 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 14:38

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hypothetically she won before it started. It is a time machine after all.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Nibby 10/27/2014 at 14:38

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Depends on the mood.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Racescort666 10/27/2014 at 14:40

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But did she win it before or after she was in possession of the time machine? Gotta be careful of those damn paradox!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 14:42

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Best part:

( Semi-explanation ) It's actually sort of a minor meme/running gag at this point, inspired by a Batman space guy toy.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 15:01

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If you're Mr. Ontop, wouldn't she be Mrs. Onbottom?

sarcasm aside, I love both the choices

Roundbadge > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/27/2014 at 15:02

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He's the hero we needed.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Roundbadge 10/27/2014 at 15:11

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...and the hero we *will* need.

Racescort666 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/27/2014 at 15:13

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